Lies about Horzbath!

Hello! I'm JB Horzbath. I'm from the 1800s and let me tell you: Here, we all stink! But I came up with a solution. It's a BIG deodorizing body wipe for cleaning up when there's no time for a shower.

Unfortunately, some SCOUNDREL in Brookfield, Connecticut is attempting to take credit for my invention, which infuriates me to no end! Nevertheless, I feel compelled to share his story here, to warn others of his deceitful ways.

He used something called "Facebook" to spread his lies far and wide:

I hope you can see that for what it is: DIRTY. ROTTEN. LIES! Thank you and good day.