The Legendary Founder
J. B. Horzbath is a dapper, mustachioed gentleman from the 1800s who serves as founder, inventor, and eternal spokesperson for Horzbath body wipes. Born in an era of top hats and questionable bathing habits, he's a man ahead of his time—obsessed with cleanliness, yet constantly thwarted by the lack of modern plumbing and a severe perfume allergy.
As a worldly traveler and avid outdoorsman, J. B. grew weary of emerging from adventures reeking of exertion and grime. Whether it be a fox hunt, transatlantic voyage, or simply a vigorous stroll through the countryside, "A gentleman must remain presentable at all times," he famously declared, "yet the world conspires against proper ablutions!" In a flash of brilliance, he concocted the world's first oversized, no-rinse cleansing cloth: thick, durable, naturally scented, and large enough to refresh the entire person in one dignified swipe. Today, both the wipes and the man endure on an unending mission to help everyone smell their best.
A message from J. B. himself: "You'll just love my wipes! From top to tail, crown to crack, you'll be sure to smell more pleasant than you do at present. And though you may not be a Horzbath yourself, I promise, you don't have to be one to have one."
